The Sarcastic Lion

       There was plenty of devastation and debris in the Texas area of Orange and Bridge City after Hurricane Laura, but one man and his wife didn't feel like the city and the federal government should tell them how to dispose of the debris. He said it "infringed on his rights to handle his trash how he wants", and she said that she thinks the requirements "gotta somehow be unconstitutional". For clarification, the post that triggered the response was as follows:      It's not much to ask of people to do this sort of thing and it's completely reasonable. In the interview with Bob Newsie they also complained about wearing a mask because of the "China hoax virus" and it's all about taking away your identity, independence and connection with people.  They were actually completely naked in the interview, didn't fix their hair, had horrible breath, cracks in windshields of their cars, showed us they had seat belts removed from their vehicles...

  A Florida man was caught on camera being eaten by an evolved ground creature. On the night of September 20, 2019, Mr. Don Juniper did what he practically did every night, but this time, it did not end well. Don had a very nice spot on the Florida coast where the water traveled away from him, which could carry things out of his sight, off his property and onto someone else's. He designated an area that he called his "Trash Hole", right on the edge of his land. According to the footage, he appears to have dumped all kinds of things from carcasses, diapers, condoms, "cursed golf balls", motor oil, food grease and even animal and human feces. "This man has done some awful and disgusting things to that water and land. Every day it's something with this guy." One official said after watching Don's personal security camera footage, dating back just a few months, so far. They also said that a week before the death (or kidnapping?) the trashy ...