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Man Sues Bridge City and FEMA for Requirements on Debris Pick Up

       There was plenty of devastation and debris in the Texas area of Orange and Bridge City after Hurricane Laura, but one man and his wife didn't feel like the city and the federal government should tell them how to dispose of the debris. He said it "infringed on his rights to handle his trash how he wants", and she said that she thinks the requirements "gotta somehow be unconstitutional". For clarification, the post that triggered the response was as follows:      It's not much to ask of people to do this sort of thing and it's completely reasonable. In the interview with Bob Newsie they also complained about wearing a mask because of the "China hoax virus" and it's all about taking away your identity, independence and connection with people.  They were actually completely naked in the interview, didn't fix their hair, had horrible breath, cracks in windshields of their cars, showed us they had seat belts removed from their vehicles...

Man Arrested for 'Special Sauce' Assault After Heart Scare

Tonight, a man in his sixties was arrested on assault charges after an 'In and Out Burger' Manager, Jeffary Coon, refused to give out the ingredients to their 'Special Sauce'. [IN & OUT PHOTO: CREDIT- Photo by Kevin Lanceplaine on Unsplash] Mr. Coon said that Archie Scranton, the  assaulter, staggered to the counter of the 'In and Out' at 51st St. in Austin, TX and asked the teen employee what was in the sauce, but when they didn't know, Archie got a little heated and began shouting, "What do you mean you don't know?! You damn millennials so lazy you can't memorize ingredients of everything you serve?"  That's when the teen proceeded to get the manager, Mr. Coon. Coon says he arrived at the counter and Scranton immediately began to scream at him, covering him in saliva and reeking of halitosis. "I demand to know how you make your "Special Sauce" because I'm concerned whether it should be available for h...