The Sarcastic Lion

     Cats do not get much credit, but let's give it to them when it's due. It may seem like they don't do much, or they are just in the way, but look a bit deeper and you'll see the tremendous jobs they achieve on a daily basis, and they think you should cherish those moments.     It started out as an ordinary day for the Hollier household and the cats seemed normal, but the perspective of the father changed awhen he realized what the cats were truly doing, and that it was "for the greater good".     The epiphany occurred while Aslan, the husband/pet dad, was trying to fold clothes. He took them from the dryer, placed them on the bed to fold, walked away for 5 seconds and came back to both Siamese rag-doll cats, Kipper and Kuiper, laying on the clean pile of clothes. He was surprised at how quickly they got there and got comfortable, but also irritated that they were in the way and getting hair all over. He tried getting them off, but they'd just roll over

       There was plenty of devastation and debris in the Texas area of Orange and Bridge City after Hurricane Laura, but one man and his wife didn't feel like the city and the federal government should tell them how to dispose of the debris. He said it "infringed on his rights to handle his trash how he wants", and she said that she thinks the requirements "gotta somehow be unconstitutional". For clarification, the post that triggered the response was as follows:      It's not much to ask of people to do this sort of thing and it's completely reasonable. In the interview with Bob Newsie they also complained about wearing a mask because of the "China hoax virus" and it's all about taking away your identity, independence and connection with people.  They were actually completely naked in the interview, didn't fix their hair, had horrible breath, cracks in windshields of their cars, showed us they had seat belts removed from their vehicles