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Man Arrested for 'Special Sauce' Assault After Heart Scare

Tonight, a man in his sixties was arrested on assault charges after an 'In and Out Burger' Manager, Jeffary Coon, refused to give out the ingredients to their 'Special Sauce'. [IN & OUT PHOTO: CREDIT- Photo by Kevin Lanceplaine on Unsplash] Mr. Coon said that Archie Scranton, the  assaulter, staggered to the counter of the 'In and Out' at 51st St. in Austin, TX and asked the teen employee what was in the sauce, but when they didn't know, Archie got a little heated and began shouting, "What do you mean you don't know?! You damn millennials so lazy you can't memorize ingredients of everything you serve?"  That's when the teen proceeded to get the manager, Mr. Coon. Coon says he arrived at the counter and Scranton immediately began to scream at him, covering him in saliva and reeking of halitosis. "I demand to know how you make your "Special Sauce" because I'm concerned whether it should be available for h...